And one of my primary school friends can tell good puns and jokes. ^^ That's why I like reading his statuses on Facebook. Hmm... I'll give you some examples. Heeheehee.
1. Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins says, "Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look, a talking muffin!!!!"
2. Some people reach the top of the ladder of success- only to find it is
leaning against the wrong wall.
3. How do you keep an idiot waiting? I will tell you later.
4. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
5. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
6. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
7. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
8. What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.
^^ Had a good laugh?
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