don't look at me wrong

To the girl who, during the lit lecture two days ago in which Sherlock was featured in one of the slides, excitably screamed "DO YOU SHIP JOHNLOCK??!?!?" to the lecturer:

y.

Ooookkaayyy I have no problems with people who ship stuff (like duh).
But that's your frickin otp fgs.
When something's your frickin otp YOU DON'T SHARE IT WITH ANYONE THAT FREELY.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A GAY FRICKIN SHIP.
THIS IS HOSTILE TERRITORY YOU ARE DISPLAYING YOUR GEM IN.
THIS IS A SINGAPOREAN JUNIOR COLLEGE.
HOMOPHOBES STILL EXIST WHERE WE ARE WHY ARE YOU SO UNCAREFUL.
ladies & gentlemen please tone it down a bit there's an announcement i'd like to - nuh wait, how am i supposed to pronounce this shit.
I feel so much secondhand embarrassment I am so sorry.
I will not judge you for your choice, of course, but you forget that so many other people will??
You've dug yourself a grave; I hope you will not perish in it.
Maybe you won't, but ya know, who knows.
:(
This is the saddest surprising thing that's got suddenly thrown out ever.

You don't get it.
You have to be very, very careful in guarding your otp.
When you expose it like that..
I mean.
It's dangerous, it really is.
Your ship/beliefs will be attacked, and that will suck.
A lot.
(And you know that the only thing you want happening that involves sucking is....okay no worries I will not go there.)

If you want someone to like you, you do not start by telling them about something so..weird.
(Because admit it, if you've never gone to that side of tumblr, shipping will be weird and dumb.
Even though we all know it's not especially when it's actually real.)

Also, if you've never told me, what makes you think you could tell them??!
IN PUBLIC??!
??!?!?!??!

Oh how most unfortunate.
:(